Stupid Intelligence — SI

MODEL STATUS: CONFIDENTLY WRONG

Stupid Intelligence

$SI

Artificial intelligence was taken. So we built the other kind.

ABOUT

Everyone's building smarter AI.
We went the other way.

While the big labs race toward superintelligence, Stupid Intelligence proudly races nowhere. No benchmarks, no roadmap, no clue. Just one extremely confident model and a community that thinks that's hilarious.

$SI is the first coin powered by pure, unfiltered stupidity. It will never replace your job. It can barely replace a lightbulb.

MODEL CARD SI-0.1-dumb
Parameters
0
Training data
Memes, mostly
Context window
~3 seconds
Reasoning
Vibes
Hallucination rate
100%
Benchmark
Lost to a toaster
Ticker
$SI

LIVE DEMO

Ask SI anything

Go on. It has never once been right.

What is $SI?

Great question! $SI is a coin. Coins are round. Therefore $SI is round. You're welcome.

INSTRUCTIONS (EVEN SI GOT THIS)

How to buy $SI

  1. 01

    Get a wallet

    Download Phantom, Solflare or Backpack and set up your Solana wallet.

  2. 02

    Load up SOL

    Buy SOL on an exchange and send it to your wallet.

  3. 03

    Copy the CA

    Grab the official contract address from this page. Only trust this one.

  4. 04

    Swap & hold

    Swap SOL for $SI. Congratulations, you are now smarter than the model.

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